Joyce Haddison quotes from Hiccups

Joyce

You got kicked out of your condo?

Millie

Slow-poke-picky-pants says I will if the purple part doesn't come off.

Joyce

Does that make sense to anybody? (Stan raises his hand

Millie

No, Joyce, please don't make me work in an office! I'm a free bird, a lone wolf, a rogue elephant. I can't be stuck in a cage like a regular elephant. I need to spread my wings and ears.

Joyce

Finish the book, then you can spread whatever you want.

Millie

I beg your pardon?

When my dad first wanted my mom to notice him, he threw this huge party so she could see what a big shot he was, and it worked; they were together almost three years.

Joyce

I just had an idea! I could throw a party for the people here, then everyone would know who I was.

That was my idea. You just stole it.

Joyce

There is a head shop downtown selling bootleg Grumpaloo bongs.

Taylor

Well, that's outrageous! They can't be ripping off our authentic Grumpaloo bongs.

Joyce

There are no authentic Grumpaloo bongs. The Grumpaloos are kids' books; they do not belong on drug paraphernalia.

Joyce

Look, I got a call from the C.L.A.P.A. awards committee; they're strongly suggesting you be at the ceremony. "Strongly suggesting"! Do you know what that means?

Millie

They're mafia?