Stan and Taylor in “Unfinished Business”

All right, Taylor, I think you need to sit down, because this is about to get real. Do you want to spend the rest of your life drifting around from one frivolous affair to the next? Or do you want to find somebody special that you can settle down with like I've done with my wife, the model?

I'll take option one, frivolous affairs.

What?

By the way, this whole life-coaching thing, it's not for me. It's too... thinky.