Taylor Rymes quotes from Hiccups

Joyce

There is a head shop downtown selling bootleg Grumpaloo bongs.

Taylor

Well, that's outrageous! They can't be ripping off our authentic Grumpaloo bongs.

Joyce

There are no authentic Grumpaloo bongs. The Grumpaloos are kids' books; they do not belong on drug paraphernalia.

Taylor

I've got a great idea for merchandising, okay, listen to this: we sell wine coolers to the parents of the kids that are buying your books. We can call it "Grumpa-booze".

Millie

It sounds like your "Grumpa-shooters" idea from last year, and Joyce didn't like that.

Stan

All right, Taylor, I think you need to sit down, because this is about to get real. Do you want to spend the rest of your life drifting around from one frivolous affair to the next? Or do you want to find somebody special that you can settle down with like I've done with my wife, the model?

Taylor

I'll take option one, frivolous affairs.

Stan

What?

Taylor

By the way, this whole life-coaching thing, it's not for me. It's too... thinky.

Taylor

This could open up a whole new stream of revenue. Big endorsement deals from fat-cat companies... please tell me you're interested.

Millie

Sure. Doing TV is fun. Someone does your make-up, and then someone else does your hair; it's like having a sleep-over, without all the stupid giggling.