Stan Dirko quotes from Hiccups

Stan

You know, worms attract bears.

Anna

How do you figure that?

Stan

Worms attract fish; fish attract bears. Bears attract death, death attracts worms... circle of life.

Stan

Finally! A signal.

Anna

Are there any good Youtubes?

Stan

Ah, the signal's weak. Something on the news page about people burning books in England, but it doesn't really... ah, I lost it again.

Millie

Thank him? I'd rather die! I'd rather be dipped in chocolate, cut up into little pieces, put in boxes, and fed to hungry housewives who sit around watching daytime soaps... ha, where the hell am I going with this?

Stan

I have no idea.

Stan

All right, Taylor, I think you need to sit down, because this is about to get real. Do you want to spend the rest of your life drifting around from one frivolous affair to the next? Or do you want to find somebody special that you can settle down with like I've done with my wife, the model?

Taylor

I'll take option one, frivolous affairs.

Stan

What?

Taylor

By the way, this whole life-coaching thing, it's not for me. It's too... thinky.

Millie

Perspective, huh? Well, I guess it makes sense. This morning, I was upset because there wasn't any hot water in the shower. But, you're saying, "What does that matter? We're all going to die anyway," right?

Stan

Um, not exactly.

Millie

Yeah, but that's the gist of it. You don't kill giraffes and we're all going to die.

Stan

(looking confused) Okay. So, we're good?

Millie

Yup. All good. See you tomorrow.

Stan

Okay, now you remember the conversation topics?

Anna

Flavoured popcorn and rum drinks. What about gay marriage? Or women in the priesthood?

Stan

She doesn't understand what the fuss is all about. But flavoured popcorn drives her nuts. And she can't shut up about rum.

Millie

Now, don't take this the wrong way, Doc, but we really don't seem to be getting anywhere with this life coaching.

Stan

What? What're you... what? Sure we are! You're making terrific progress! How long has it been since you had any kind of...

Millie

9:30 this morning.