Hey Arnold! quotes

No, you see, I told Grandma I’d help save the same building I told Ernie I’d help destroy!

[in an Italian New York accent] Hey, Maria, come over here!

Hey vato, why don't you come over here?

Just come over here!

Come over here!

Aw, forget you!

Forget you!

Mickey Kaline

[to Arnold] Y'know, kid, since I was seven years old the only thing I ever wanted to do was play baseball. I loved every minute of it. From the first time I played catch with my dad to the home run I hit this afternoon. And, well... thanks, kid.

Gerald

[As a rainstorm occurs to restore everyone's sanity] It's a miracle!

[now terrified of the kids.] I am outta here! [drives away]

Got a little crazy back there, didn't it?

Gerald

Don't blame yourself. It was the heat.

Well, it's nice to have things back to normal.

Grandpa

That's the problem with society today.

What, we got no work ethic?

Grandpa

No, you got no play ethic!

[practicing] Hi Ruth. Hi Ruth. Hi Ruth.

Harold

I don't want to go into the Tunnel of Love with you Rhonda!

Rhonda

Oh I know you like me Harold! [as she grabs him in the ride and as they head off into the Tunnel of Love]

Harold

I do not! HELP! LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOOOOO!

Helga

Make way! Shove over, sister. Checks boy line This is perfect. A little maneuvering and I'll be riding a swan with Arnold while Ruth winds up with some dumb slob. Laughs Helga, you're a genius. Crashes into a girl Shove over, sister!

Gerald

The list for a kid's perfect Saturday: watch every cartoon from Six AM 'til Dance Craze, while eating three bowls of sugar chunk cereal; ride your bike down the steepest hill in the neighborhood, and you all know which one that is; play catch with every kid in the park; and finally, go to the movies and sit through it three times!

Mutant robots from outer space, spitting bacteria that eat your face... TV melts

Grandpa

Hmmm... looks like I got the 220 mixed up with the 660.

Brainy? What are you doing here?

Um. wheeze Something.

There is no haunted train.

Grandpa

Well, now I didn’t say that.

Be as the frog in the pond, Arnold.

[Into a mirror] Hey! You talkin' to me? You... talkin' to me?

Grandpa Phil

No, I didn't say anything.

Hey, leave those kids alone.