Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

Blub!

Germany

Hah...-douh! Dh! Eghh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Germany!

China

Noooooo!!

Oh, but I can’t! Those scary noppera meanies are everywhere!

(crying) No! It’s way too scary for smiling!

Germany

Gghh! ITALYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Germany

Ghh…hhh… Ita….ly…

Please stop walking like that! You’re really freaking me out, guys! Oh! BUT! I! DON’T! WANT! TO! TURN! IN! TO! A! NO! PPER! A! WHY! WON’T! YOU! LIS! TEN!? I! CAN’T! STOP! SCREA! MING! Ah?

♪ …to you what heaven on Earth would be! All the cooks would be the French… Policemen would be British… engineers would be German… The bankers would be the Swiss… your lover of course, Would be from Italy… ♪ Let me tell you something about hell! The cooks are all boringly British! The police are all grossly German! Engineers are all foppishly French! Your lover is sadly a Swiss! And the bankers! Are pretty late from Italy!! Thank you!

We don’t know! We don’t know!...

Hahaa.

I would like to apologize for all the trouble we have caused you and your people. Our initial goal was to conquer this planet and to assimilate you to our image. But… after seeing how much fun this world can be… we’ve decided we do not wish to change anything about it. Instead… we would like to thank you for changing us and for giving us faces. To show our gratitude, we will turn all humans back to their original form and transport them to their individual countries. Also…

We do not have any of those on my planet.

Hm! No problemo! Here you go! Va bene.