Hey, don’t you have something better to do than just stand around?
S1 E15Unfinished Business
No, not really.
Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhon! Oh honhonhonhonhon
Hey man. What do you think it would take for someone to kill your morale?
If the enemy came in and effed up Lady Liberty, that would suck!
That’s it! Mt. Fuji! Japan’s symbol of national pride! We can paint the whole thing red and every time they look at it, they know these colors don’t run!
Ok. Pay attention; I want you to order 25 cm condoms in bulk from Russia.
That’ll be hysterical! Hey, Russia, dude! Think you could make me 25 cm condoms?
This comes straight from my boss, so you better get on it! Thanks, dude!
Hey, our party favors from Russia are here!
Ha… ah… that’s strange; the box they sent us is labeled extra small!
What?! Wait, how long is 25 cm anyway…?!
You weren’t supposed to go and tell him about it!!
Ah… uhhh…
Ohh… nn… nnn…
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