Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

China

Why the hell do I have to be turned into noppera because of stupid Japan and scary story.

Japan

It’s not my fault…!!

France

Everyone knows I’ve got the biggest-

Nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!

France

Shut up, black sheep of Europe! Eh!

I told you not to call me that!

White flags!! Come on! I made a whole lot of them! See?! We could each wave our very own!

Shut it, Pepe le Pew! Just because you invented movie-making doesn’t mean you’re any good at it! All your films are good for is putting me to sleep!

China

I’ll have you know, my movies have been very popular lately.

Hey, hey, hey! It’s Dance Time, I’m Awesome! The popular singing show for me, und also by me! Because I am awesome Prussia! Now let’s get started, shall we? Today, we’ve got Ukraine and Belarus! They’re singing… Carrot und Stick! Carrot und… Stick!

They did what?! Who do they think they are, the White Stripes?!

Brother Russia, where are you? Why do you leave me here with double D meets double dumb!? Hurry up and come out, or I’ll fiiiind youuuu~

Ok, dudes, it’s time to kick ass! As the heroes, we’ll intercept their lame attack with mad skills!

Rodger.

Oh crap!!