Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

I'll bet you didn't know this!....

Japan

Domo arigato!

Furniture roboto!!

Not really.

*struggling noises*

Germany

No Sheiße (no shit)

I'm so glad you're asking aboot joining the Canada club. We wear flannel shirts and eat poutine and tap maple trees for their delicious sap, and then sip our coffee and gaze at our snowy mountains as we smile aboot our free healthcare and lack of gun crime, eh? But you don't really have to join.

Japan

That sounds cool, but although I am conflicted, because of Bieber.

The leave-me-aloners? I don't like getting mixed up in other peoples drama, so we don't ever have meetings, but basically, I just sit at home.

Germany

And that's... a club?

Save me from you.

Going home is too much a ball-suck.

Drag me home, you bastard.

Germany

Your group sucks even more than Switzerland's did!!!

What's that? Interview the swim team? That's so sweet!