Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

France

No! Don’t pull that with me! Listen up, Britain! You are the black sheep of Europe!

France

Black sheep of Europe! Black sheep of Europe! Britain’s the black sheep of Europe and everybody knows it!

France

Aha… oh honhonhon! Oh honhonhonhon! Oh honhonhon…

Ugh! Why would a frog know anything about sheep, black or not! Grrrr…. Quit laughing, you mongrel!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

China

Should we stop them?

No, I say sit back and enjoy show!

I hate you!

Wake up, little girl.

Listen to me. I have a divine prophecy from God for you.

OMG, are you trying to tell me you’re God?

Sure, why not. Tomorrow, when you see France, you should deliver my wrath upon him using your skillet.

What?? You want me to smack France around using my skillet? Is that even kosher?

France

Since you’ve come all this way, would you like me to read a little story from this book that I doubt you’ve heard before?

Oh yeah! It’s got a ton of words in it! And I don’t know what they are! Francey-pants! What does “sexual act” mean?