Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

France

Oh man, I’ve got a stinking head cold!

Japan

Wow, this guy France is totally super--ah...!!

(sigh)… hey, Mr. Kumajirou? Why doesn’t anybody ever remember who I am…?

Great idea! I just have to change my appearance so it’s completely unmistakable who I am! And that’s why I ended up tattooing a maple leaf on my forehead!

Yup… you sure did… hehe…

Hahaha! I saved you from a life of ridicule!

Sup dudes; I’m America! I came here to teach my new friend a game! For reals, y’all, Japan and I are homies!

Wow… a real foreigner…

Why is he so loud…

Germany

Hey, Italy! You’re going to be late for morning training! ... I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.

Ah!! Fine, I’m up, I’m up!

Japan… do you wanna watch a video with me? It’s really short…!

Japan

It’s not another scary movie, is it…?

So freaking scary! There’s no way I’m watching it alone!

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