Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

France

You see? I really am the strongest after all!

France… Their killer technique is… Profiting from the sidelines.

What’s a filthy rat doing in here?

Chibitalia

WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

I guess I’ll have to get rid of it if I want to keep-a the peace in this house!! Hey rat, stop right there! How dare you run away from me! Stop it!

France

So Britain… I have something important to say to you. I would like… for you to marry me…

Uhhh…!

Hey, Britain! Can I talk to you for a second?

Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I’m too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You’re naughty, Captain Hook; Tinkerbell’s not big enough! Take that big goofy kissy face to your little leprechaun friend, since he’s the only one who cares! Kidding! Seriously, you’re all nutburgers! What am I to do with you! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Germany! Good morning! Greet me the way I taught you! Ah… rgh ah… nn… nn… arrrghh… Nn… kiss… kiss me… kiss…

Germany

Rgh… Uh…… ok, fine…

He is taller than me…! Darn…!

France

I will say it one more time… I want you… to marry me…

That’s very funny, France. I don’t believe it’s April Fool’s Day yet. What’s the matter, old chap? You can’t even afford to buy a calendar anymore? Ahahahahahahaha…

France

You are wrong, mon ami. And this is not so funny.