Hai. Japan.
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Japan, Japan, Help me. Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
We shall see.
Ok! So, like I’ve designed a really sweet attack plan, which I’m calling Attack Plan Alpha, like alpha dog. Woof! I think it makes use of our strengths in the best way possible. Britain goes in suicidal! It’s your Charge of the Light Brigade routine!
France gives up without a struggle!
And for Russia, just keep sending us your cannon fodder! You’ll draw the guns away! From me!
Hold on. Question. What are you going to be doing, America?
Good question! I’ll do what I always do best! And that means: I’m the hero!!
When you two are done releasing sexual tension! We have got a meeting we need to finish!
That’s weird! France actually made a rational point!
That’s no fair! It’s my job to be mature!
Seriously, you two. We have more important things to worry about before settling on our world plans! Like what to do about those tacky military clothes!
身体好吗? (Shēntǐ hǎo ma?) Oh great, Britain, France, and America are fighting again over nothing! Why can’t you just dominate your people with a totalitarian government, really…
Here, let me show you how things are decided using ancient Chinese fashion.
I don’t think so!!! What gives you the right to take all the land for yourself!?
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