Iolaus quotes from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Iolaus

Yeah, you'd sell your own mother if the price was right.

Iolaus

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Autolycus

Yeah, so does my fist.

Autolycus

You know, for your information, if you had trusted me back there, Hercules would be safe and sound right about now.

Iolaus

Yeah, or maybe you'da sold him off to the highest bidder.

Autolycus

Ha-ha-ha. You've got me all wrong, Curly. You know, I may be a thief, but there are some things that even I won't do.

Iolaus

Like what?!

Autolycus

Like… I won't drink red wine with fish.

Iolaus

Ah!

Autolycus

I won't eat the horse I rode in on. And I would never, never sell out a friend, which, of course, does not apply to you.

Why is that pig dressed like Hercules?

Iolaus

Well—

Autolycus

Allow me to explain. You see, who's to say one lifestyle is better than another? Why, just the other day, I ran into a gnome – a little fella—

Iolaus

Will you shut up?!

Iolaus

Unless you wanna be the god of gophers, you better make like a tornado and blow.

Ares

I won't forget this. You are on my list.

Iolaus

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Iolaus

Where's Hercules?

Gilgamesh

The one god has been good to him.

Hercules

Hang in there, buddy.

Iolaus

Can't.

Hercules

Sure you can. Come on.

Iolaus

Hercules… (dies)

Hercules

Come on. Don't you give up on me. Come on. Come on! Don't you give up on me!

Iolaus

Who are you?

(in the form of Hercules) A fellow traveler who was prevented from completing his journey.

Iolaus

Dahak?

Oh, I've been called many things.

Iolaus

Yeah, I can think of a few right now.