Cupcake quotes from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Cupcake

(to Autolycus) I never thought a sm-- small-town girl like me would be lucky enough to find a swell guy like you. Most men lie-- and steal-- and lead double lives. But it's different with you.

Come on, girls! Hurry along! Too many bubbles can make you go blind!

Cupcake? Is this-- gentleman bothering you?

Cupcake

Oh, no. I was just stroking his poodle.

(to Cupcake) You hardly know him. Now, run along. You're dripping all over the floor.

Cupcake

I'm so sorry.

Autolycus

Think nothing of it, my dear. Why, the world is just a chaotic stage, just teaming with activity. A little bump-and-grind here and there is to be expected.

Cupcake

Well, gee-- I never thought of it that way, Mister. I guess you're right.

Autolycus

Why, where are my manners? Huh! I forgot to introduce myself. Pharsiferus Von Baklava, Esquire, at your service.

Cupcake

Ahh! Golly! I have never had an esquire at my service before. I'm Cupcake. Oh-- is that your dog?

Autolycus

Why, yes it is. Cupcake, meet Creampuff. I named her after my greatest culinary creation.

Cupcake

You-- invented the Creampuff?

Autolycus

I certainly did. I own a string of bakeries all across Greece. Oh, gods forgive me, but I am a slave to my sweet-tooth.

Cupcake

Ahh-- you don't say.

Autolycus

Oh, I do-be-do-- but the money, the castles-- that can't mean a thing to me until I know all the animals of the world are safe and happy. I guess that's why I turned my gardens into a-- sanctuary for abused wildlife.

Cupcake

You mean-- you care about animals that much?

Autolycus

How could I not? Just look at that face.

Cupcake

Oooh.

Autolycus

There, there-- I rescued Creampuff, here, from a band of murderous pirates.

Cupcake

Oh, my. That sounds so dangerous.

Autolycus

It was, Cupcake-- very-- very dangerous.

Cupcake

Oh-- wow. It's not every day that I meet an-- animal-loving, dare-devil, pastry mogul with a sweet-tooth like mine.