Autolycus and Iolaus in “Porkules”

You know, for your information, if you had trusted me back there, Hercules would be safe and sound right about now.

Yeah, or maybe you'da sold him off to the highest bidder.

Ha-ha-ha. You've got me all wrong, Curly. You know, I may be a thief, but there are some things that even I won't do.

Like what?!

Like… I won't drink red wine with fish.

Ah!

I won't eat the horse I rode in on. And I would never, never sell out a friend, which, of course, does not apply to you.