A character in Helluva Boss
Played by Bryce Pinkham
Helluva Boss · 31 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Helluva Boss: in 6 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Octavia (3), Blitz (2)
Stolas[on the phone to Blitz] I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors. Doesn't that sound... enticing?
[dodging Martha's gunshots] You gotta stop using your fancy-ass rich people talk, okay?! I'm tryin' to concentrate on not getting FUCKED IN MY "A"!
StolasWhat's that you're listening to?
This song is called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me". It's by "Fuck You, Dad". [after a short pause] It's a band.
StolasOh. How charming...
[Stolas suggests that he and Octavia go to Loo-Loo Land]
I'd literally rather kill myself.
StolasThere we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.
Security for a theme park?
StolasWe're rich and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies.
Our money, maybe.
StolasSpeak for yourself, princess. Now I'm going to call the only man who can f[bleep]k me!
[cringing] What?!
Stolas[trying to cover it up] Who can protect me. Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know. [Octavia groans]
[Blitz is called by Stolas]
WHAT?!
StolasWhy, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy.
[Blitz and Octavia both spit out their coffee]
WHAT...
...THE...
...FUCK...
...DAD?!
StolasLanguage, everyone!
[Sees Stolas is calling him while he's driving the van with a nervous Loona in the passenger seat, Millie and Moxxie in the back] Oh, shit. [Answers the phone] Stolas, it's really not a good time, buddy.
StolasSorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy, but...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a cinch. I'm tied at the back of a horse at the moment.
Pfff, lucky bitch.
StolasUm, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours.
Oh, which one?
How many cowboys do you know?! [to Stolas] What does he look like, your highness?
Stolas[Takes a long look] Hmmm, sexy?
[To Blitzo] That's Striker, sir!
Oh, for fuck's sake...
[A mariachi band of imps have been following Striker around and singing a ballad about him]
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYIN' TO DO MY FUCKIN' JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE, SINGIN' ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKIN’ TIME?! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, YA FREAKS!
StolasHow does one get their own theme song?
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