Moxxie quotes from Helluva Boss

Moxxie

[singing] Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell! Oh, Millie.... [leans in to kiss Millie, then hears Biltz's camera beep] ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?! [camera moves to show him outside the window]

Moxxie

[after being dunked in a beer keg by humans] A human called me a possum. I am not a possum.

Moxxie

[to Millie] I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. Its very simple.

Loona

Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.

Moxxie

[to Loona] You sit! Sit on, a... in the... DO YOUR JOB!!!!!

Blitz

Hey! now we don't blame our screwups on Loona, Okay?

Moxxie

[to Millie] Honey, could you get the butter?

Millie

Sure, sweetie.

Blitz

Spoiler alert: The butter's spoiled. [Millie giggles]

Moxxie

What's funny, honey?

Blitz

Really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie

WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!

Millie

Moxxie, stop shakin'. You're gonna kill our only Hellhound.

Loona

[lounging back on the couch, holding the target picture up with one hand, browsing her phone with the other; sarcastically] Wow, I feel so loved here.

Millie

Just take a deep breath...[demonstrates an inhale] and let it out.

Moxxie

But...it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie

I mean, if that's what the client wants...

Moxxie

Maybe like a shitty dad or [in a Don Corleone-like voice] a mob family. That's understandable. [normal voice] But to eradicate an entirely innocent, seemingly innocent, upper-middle class family bloodline?!

Loona

[after a look at the picture] Hey, you don't know they're innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy? This guy definitely watches.

Blitz

[to a departing Mrs. Mayberry] Bye, and don't worry - we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours, or your first kill is free!

Moxxie

When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitz

When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!! Now someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

Loona

You mean our only ticket to the other side? [holds out the Grimoire] Yeah, got it.

Blitz

[fawning] And that's why you're my favourite, Loony! You get a treat now. [holds out a dog biscuit]

Loona

Eww, stop. [Blitz tosses it in the air, catches it with his tongue and eats it] You're SO gross!

Blitz

[flattered] Aww, stop it, I get enough of that from my therapist. Now let's go lick some ass!

Millie

[after creating a portal] The expression is "kick some ass", Blitz. [steps through it]

Blitz

Mine's better. [follows her]

Moxxie

[follows them, groaning] Ohh, fuck...!

Blitzo

[regarding Verosika; quietly] Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona

[from the van] You know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitzo

Huh? Oh, yeah, her. Yeah, we dated.

Millie

[popping out of the van with Moxxie] Was that before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie

You dated a pop star?!

Blitzo

Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona

Hello, it's Verosika Mayday?

Millie

It's you?

Moxxie

I just... Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitzo

Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie

YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME, SIR!

Millie

Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona

You totally do that.

Millie

[grinning naughtily] What was sex with her like?

Moxxie

[taken aback] Millie!

Millie

What?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like!

Moxxie

... Touché.

Blitzo

[Sees Stolas is calling him while he's driving the van with a nervous Loona in the passenger seat, Millie and Moxxie in the back] Oh, shit. [Answers the phone] Stolas, it's really not a good time, buddy.

Stolas

Sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy, but...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a cinch. I'm tied at the back of a horse at the moment.

Blitzo

Pfff, lucky bitch.

Stolas

Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours.

Blitzo

Oh, which one?

Moxxie

How many cowboys do you know?! [to Stolas] What does he look like, your highness?

Stolas

[Takes a long look] Hmmm, sexy?

Moxxie

[To Blitzo] That's Striker, sir!

Blitzo

Oh, for fuck's sake...