A character in Helluva Boss
Played by Vivian Nixon
Helluva Boss · 31 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Helluva Boss: in 6 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Loona (4), Moxxie (4), Blitzo (3)
[to Millie] Honey, could you get the butter?
MillieSure, sweetie.
Spoiler alert: The butter's spoiled. [Millie giggles]
What's funny, honey?
Really impressive wordplay.
WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!
[Moxxie tries to aim at a picture of the target family with a crossbow, but he's shaking too much]
MillieMoxxie, stop shakin'. You're gonna kill our only Hellhound.
[lounging back on the couch, holding the target picture up with one hand, browsing her phone with the other; sarcastically] Wow, I feel so loved here.
MillieJust take a deep breath...[demonstrates an inhale] and let it out.
But...it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?
MillieI mean, if that's what the client wants...
Maybe like a shitty dad or [in a Don Corleone-like voice] a mob family. That's understandable. [normal voice] But to eradicate an entirely innocent, seemingly innocent, upper-middle class family bloodline?!
[after a look at the picture] Hey, you don't know they're innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy? This guy definitely watches.
[to a departing Mrs. Mayberry] Bye, and don't worry - we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours, or your first kill is free!
When did we start implementing that deal?
When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!! Now someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!
You mean our only ticket to the other side? [holds out the Grimoire] Yeah, got it.
[fawning] And that's why you're my favourite, Loony! You get a treat now. [holds out a dog biscuit]
Eww, stop. [Blitz tosses it in the air, catches it with his tongue and eats it] You're SO gross!
[flattered] Aww, stop it, I get enough of that from my therapist. Now let's go lick some ass!
Millie[after creating a portal] The expression is "kick some ass", Blitz. [steps through it]
Mine's better. [follows her]
[follows them, groaning] Ohh, fuck...!
[regarding Verosika; quietly] Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.
[from the van] You know Verosika Mayday?!
Huh? Oh, yeah, her. Yeah, we dated.
Millie[popping out of the van with Moxxie] Was that before or after she became a pop star?
You dated a pop star?!
Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?
Hello, it's Verosika Mayday?
MillieIt's you?
I just... Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?
Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.
YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME, SIR!
MillieCome on, you kinda do that.
You totally do that.
Millie[grinning naughtily] What was sex with her like?
[taken aback] Millie!
MillieWhat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like!
... Touché.
[Loopty Goopty smashes his way into I.M.P.'s office]
Do not be afraid!
Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
Millie[taking out her axe] Who are you, and what do you want?!
I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!
Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric SHIIIIT!
[sniffs him] Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?
YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!
Just sayin' - the front door would've gotten you here fine.
Shut up, dear furry!
Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! [winks] Or wealth!
If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!
[in a tiger costume] Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks? [makes a suggestive gesture with his fingers]
[gasps] That is so inappropriate!
Millie[in a cat costume] Oh, kiss our ass, prude! [flips her off]
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