“Salmon, lamb please, how long?” – Gordon

Salmon, lamb please, how long?

Seven minutes, chef.

Hey, what's that piece of shit there?

It's supposed to be the salmon.

Holy fuck, look at that. It's like a... bison's penis - what is that shit? [opens up the salmon wrap, revealing the interior to be totally frozen] Look at that! Stone-cold, frozen salmon. Who put the salmon in the freezer?

Me. I fucked it up. (interview) The salmon was my fault because I stuck it in the freezer instead of the fridge, and it was frozen.

Yeah, you fucked up, big time!

All the salmon's the same, I think we're gonna have to eighty-six it.

Yeah, 'cos she's wrapped it frozen.

Heather

And we have five on order.

We've got five on order?

Heather

Five on order.

(to Amanda) Hey, ditzy! Great job!

Yes, chef.

Oh, fuck off.