Narrator, Gordon and others in “Episode One”

But moments from opening, his optimism...

[sees some fondants at the pass] Oh, dear. Who cooked these?

...begins to fade.

Who cooked the fondants?

Lovely.

[calls out Lovely] Lovely!

Yes, chef?

Which they're not... come here! Why these are cooked? We put it in the oven when the order comes on.

Yes, chef.

We haven't even opened yet and you cooked them.

(interview) That's all we have to work with. We're fucking screwed.

[raises one fondant] Look at that! [scoops the fondant and drops it] Look. It's like a fucking hockey puck. Oh, my God! We're not even opened yet and you screwed it up! What a fucking disaster!

(interview) That's it. The end.

'Get fffucked!!

(interview) Obviously I was thrown in a kitchen with a bunch of circus clowns!