“Episode Six” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Two risotto in my hands, chef!

[notices that there are no mushrooms in the risotto] Where are the mushrooms?

Yes, chef.

No, where are the mushrooms? [places the pan back on the stove] Just look, they're white!

Putting them in right now. [takes the pan off the stove]

Put the pan on the stove please!? Thank you, more mushrooms!

Yes, chef.

Come on, Christina!

Yes, chef! [places the mushrooms in]

There's not any mushrooms in there!

Why's Bobby on the fish? What's going on there?

He's helping me out, we're working as a team.

Well there's a big difference between helping him out and running the section!

(interview) If we left it up to Matt. We would've done very very poorly so I caught it before it got to that point.

Bobby, little fine for the team spirit helping them out, but did you listen to what I said? You're cooking it, he's (Matt) running around wiping your arse (to Matt) and the said thing about you, hey, you let him. If I was running this section and I was in Hell's Kitchen running the fish, give me this give me that, I'm staying here, I'm cooking!

Yes, chef.

[whispers in Matt's ear] You can only hide for so long.

I'm not hiding, chef. I'm not hiding at all. I wasn't trying to hide, chef.

You're doing a fucking good job of hiding. [Matt still tries to argue he wasn't] Look at me! I'VE MADE IT FUCKING CLEAR! Do you want to argue now or are you going to run your station?

Yes, chef.

Every 16 year-old girl filled out these comment cards this evening. Gentlemen, out of all the customers you cooked for tonight, 98% of them said they'd come back. Brilliant! Ladies, on the other hand... 99% of your customers would come back. [the women cheer loudly, while the men look dismayed] Actually, tonight, there's no losing team. I can't seriously decide on a winning team on a difference of 1%.

Thank you, chef, for your generosity...

Fuck the generosity, Matt. Both teams think of one individual, up for elimination, to leave Hell's Kitchen tonight. Now, piss off.

(interview) Chef Ramsay still wants two people chosen, and I'm going to be the one chosen for the blue team, and now I'm packing my bags.

Matt, you've peaked, right?

No, chef, I haven't peaked yet.

So why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen?

Chef, I should stay in Hell's Kitchen because I was pushed and bullied off of my section tonight, while others on my team was hiding behind one person.

Who pushed you off your section?

Bobby pushed me off of my section.

You hid behind Bobby!

Ben hides behind Bobby! Not me.

He took over your section!

He pushed me off my section, would not let me back on...

Look at the size of you! There's 250 pounds in there. Louross's balls are bigger than yours!

I don't even have a voice in my kitchen, no one listens to me. I guarantee you, if you put me on the red team, you will see the failure in the blue team.

You want to cook with the girls?

I have no shame in working with women in the kitchen chef.

Un-fucking-real.