(to Marti) You haven't dated since Aaron and that was 2 years ago, which makes you, and I say this with love, pathetic.
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You might as well hang a sign around your neck that says, "I'm sexually frustrated." I mean, Marti, are you a lesbian? Come out to Momma.
(about Lewis) Okay, fine, you know what? I'll go out with him. Just stop talking. Wow! Oh my gosh!
(When Marti arrives to the flag football game)
I'm impressed. You chose cheerleading over lawyering.
No. You could've busted me in front of the others for faking but you didn't. I chose you over lawyering...you're a good friend.
I like that there's a sense of history in the bobble-head community.
Yeah, it's really hard to make that nickname sound complimentary.
Savannah [to Marti]: Sometimes it's hard to be mad at you.
I'm sorry if my awesomeness confounds your narrow view of humanity.
And other times it's easy.
So, was it romantic?
(from the bathroom) Was what romantic?
Your first time.
Oh. Not remotely. It was in the back of a Buick in the middle of nowhere out off of Route 51.
My first time was totally unexpected, okay? It was in the back of a Buick off Route 51 with somebody I never thought it would happen with.
Were you in love with him?
That's a complicated question.
What was your first time like?
You really wanna know?
Yeah. Yeah I do.
It's not a very interesting story.
I don't care.
Dan: It was high school.
Did you love her?
Yeah, I guess I did. What do I know, I was 16, you know?
(to Lewis about her father) Suppose that I had told him how you stomped all over my heart. He'd probably come to hate you for being cruel and hurtful, and when you eventually realize what a horrible mistake you made and we got back together, he'd have a very tough time forgiving you.
I did something I regret with Dan.
Savannah's Dan?
He was my Dan first.
No one will give me a chance to apologize, or explain, or anything. So...I just can't let myself care anymore.
I think you do care. But the one thing I can't coach is desire, so if you wanna give up, so be it.
I don't have a choice.
You're as good as any of the girls in there. I can go in there and simply tell them you're flying, but I don't like to run my team that way. But if you decide that your spot on this team, in this family, is worth fighting for, I'm gonna support you.
My daughter is a very driven girl.
TTravis
I've noticed that. You know, she makes my life a lot better.
Yeah?
TTravis
Hopeful, you know, like I got a shot at getting out of this place while I'm still relatively young.
That is a wonderful thing for a mother to hear about her child. Thank you for that.
Savannah, you're my best girlfriend. I don't have one of those. I never did before, and I can't lose you.
Well, if it helps, I enjoyed hitting you with a pillow.
This is your first time at sectionals as a Hellcat. You have to fly.
I can't let you.
This is so small but...it's something I can do for you. Something I can, I can give up for you. So let me. Please.
How do you explain that my ankle miraculously healed?
Acupuncture?
That's good.
Lewis and I broke up months ago.
MMichael
What?
I didn't tell you because I knew it would disappoint you. But then I realized it didn't matter because you have been disappointing me for years. You didn't show up today and it hurt. You need to know that.
MMichael
Alice...
Keep your flowers because I am getting on a bus to go home and they would wilt. Take some time to think about how you're gonna make this up to me. And, if you choose not to, then we'll see each other at Easter and we can both pretend I never said a word about anything. (referring to Kelly) And you're right, this one's a keeper.
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