Alice quotes from Hellcats

Alice

(to Lewis about her father) Suppose that I had told him how you stomped all over my heart. He'd probably come to hate you for being cruel and hurtful, and when you eventually realize what a horrible mistake you made and we got back together, he'd have a very tough time forgiving you.

Marti

Oh hey, I'm one of the new girls, Marti.

Alice

I know who you are. I voted against you. I was overruled. Democracy's a bitch.

Marti

Apparently, so are you.

Alice

Lewis and I broke up months ago.

What?

Alice

I didn't tell you because I knew it would disappoint you. But then I realized it didn't matter because you have been disappointing me for years. You didn't show up today and it hurt. You need to know that.

Alice...

Alice

Keep your flowers because I am getting on a bus to go home and they would wilt. Take some time to think about how you're gonna make this up to me. And, if you choose not to, then we'll see each other at Easter and we can both pretend I never said a word about anything. (referring to Kelly) And you're right, this one's a keeper.

Savannah

Why are we cheering for these creeps again?

Alice

We have to, or we lose the song.

Marti

Lil' Kim's looking pretty attractive right about now.