Wanda quotes from Hellcats

Wanda

(to Marti) You haven't dated since Aaron and that was 2 years ago, which makes you, and I say this with love, pathetic.

Wanda

(sees Marti at qualifiers) Well, Marti Beth Perkins, what a surprise to see you here. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

Marti

Mom...

Wanda

Did you really think I wouldn't find out? I am Facebook friends with half your squad!

Marti

Oh my God! Who are you?

Wanda

(about Lewis) Someone is checking us out, and by 'us', I mean you.

Marti

Do not encourage him.

Wanda

Why the hell not?

Marti

He asked me out and I blew him off.

Wanda

With that body? If you're not interested, I will take a swing at that.

Wanda

You might as well hang a sign around your neck that says, "I'm sexually frustrated." I mean, Marti, are you a lesbian? Come out to Momma.

Marti

(about Lewis) Okay, fine, you know what? I'll go out with him. Just stop talking. Wow! Oh my gosh!

Wanda

My daughter is a very driven girl.

I've noticed that. You know, she makes my life a lot better.

Wanda

Yeah?

Hopeful, you know, like I got a shot at getting out of this place while I'm still relatively young.

Wanda

That is a wonderful thing for a mother to hear about her child. Thank you for that.