A character in Hellcats
Played by Matt Barr
Hellcats · 38 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Hellcats: in 5 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Marti (3), Savannah (2)
You know, I don't trust any culture that builds pyramids. Human or otherwise. You know, Egyptians enslaved the Jews.
DanAztecs, human sacrifices.
Freemasons put pyramids on money giving us (pauses) Dan Brown.
DanThey've earned their spot in hell.
Right next to the cheerleaders.
DanPlenty of time to ponder the imponderable.
Today's topic?
DanOkay, what makes a person decide to become a cheerleader?
Science. You know, over time all that pep builds up pressure.
DanSo, they have to vent.
Otherwise their heads explode.
So, was it romantic?
Dan(from the bathroom) Was what romantic?
Your first time.
DanOh. Not remotely. It was in the back of a Buick in the middle of nowhere out off of Route 51.
What was your first time like?
DanYou really wanna know?
Yeah. Yeah I do.
DanIt's not a very interesting story.
I don't care.
Dan: It was high school.
Did you love her?
DanYeah, I guess I did. What do I know, I was 16, you know?
(After Marti finishes her song at the wedding)
DanYou do know how to sell a song, Marti Perkins.
Hey, you know, wedding audiences are easy. Lots of booze and optimism.
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