Hello- [Charlie slams the door then opens it again] -o!
Uh, Vaggie, the radio demon is here? What should I do?
Uh, who?
Well- don't let him in!
[Charlie opens the door again]
May I speak now?
You may.
[Alastor barges in, enthusiastically shaking hands with Charlie]
Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco in the picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock-market crash of 1929! [laughs] So many orphans.
[Vaggie gets in front of Alastor, pointing a spear at him]
Stop right there! I know your game. And I am not gonna let you hurt anyone here! You pompous, cheesy, edgo-shitlord.
[Alastor laughs this off, lowering the spear]
Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, [stares] I would have done so already.
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