TATony Archer
[to Danny] Book 'em, Muscles.
[smirks] I like this guy.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
What were you guys talking about?
What were we talking about? I don't know. Stuff. General stuff. What, uh what, are you being paranoid now?
No, this is not paranoia, Daniel. This has been happening a lot lately. You guys have been acting weird.
Oh, okay. Well, I think you should relax, maybe, and stop overanalyzing things.
Relax? That's funny coming from you.
Okay, no, no, no. Do what you want to do. Be paranoid. Okay, go nuts. Let your mind play tricks on you. Next thing you know, you are going to be wearing a tin foil hat, babbling about black helicopters.
Black helicopters are real.
What do you mean, they're real?
[creepy voice] They're real.
[sees the grenade-shaped cake Kono is carrying] That's an awesome cake.
We were gonna jump out and yell surprise, but then we figured what's the use?
[deadpan] Well, you should never surprise a man who is armed and who has extensive close-quarter battle training, anyway.
CChin
Ah, that's good to keep in mind.
I will also remember that.
Wow.
[hands McGarrett a slice] Here you go, birthday boy.
Happy birthday, buddy.
Thank you. Guys, listen, I think we should just face the fact, that I'm not that easy to surprise, you know? [he takes a bite and then starts to gag in the middle of chewing]
[Kono holds up a salt shaker and grins.]
Surprise! [everyone laughs]
Better than butter cream, right?
[Angela meets a man on the pier - August March]
AMAugust March
I'm delighted you reached out to me, Angela.
AAngela
[gives March briefcase of money] I didn't have many options, but with your help, this actually worked out better than I hoped. [gives March a pack of diamonds] Your diamonds. It's been a pleasure.
MMarch
Oh believe me, the pleasure's all mine, [reacts to Angela turning around and walking away] but there's one more thing you need to learn about this type of business. [Angela looks back at him as he pulls out a revolver] Never turn your back on the buyer! [shoots her; Angela falls into the water and March walks away with the cash]
[Danny and Steve have fetched NCIS Agent Sam Hanna and G. Callen, but Hanna notices Danny's Camaro]
HHanna
What's her name?
Her name is, uh is Car.
HHanna
Car?
Yeah.
HHanna
I'm going to find you a name. [to Callen] Shotgun.
[at Five-0 HQ, Chin notices Kono checking her phone while they talk about a case]
Who was that?
Uh, nothing. I have someone I can just talk to later.
CChin
That somebody have a name?
What, I can't have a private life?
CChin
[giddly] Ooh. Is it a boy? Is he cute?
Okay, leave me alone.
CChin
I knew something was up. You got that glow.
Okay, I do not glow.
CChin
Uh-huh. Give it up. What's his name?
You'll find out when the time is right.
CChin
All right, be like that, but just remember who's going to walk you down the aisle.
Okay, that's going to be a very, very long ways away.
CChin
Not at this rate.
[Danny and NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna are in a car chase]
HHanna
Hold steady... [aiming his gun at the suspects' car to shoot]
Hold steady? You shoot like Ray Charles. Come on.
HHanna
Watch out for the dumpster!
[deadpan] I see the dumpster. Thanks. [narrowly avoids dumpster]
HHanna
Try to work on your driving position a little. Your wrists are in the wrong place.
My wrists are in the wrong––[looks at Hanna] what is it with Navy SEALs and back-seat drivers?!
HHanna
Watch out for the car!!
[exasperated] I see the car!
Just be careful, okay? I don't know what Wo Fat's up to, but he wanted me to find this phone. I don't want you walking into an ambush.
Hey, listen, we will be fine. Just do me a favor: take care of your own six.
Sorry, did you say "six"? Okay, I've been gone way too long. You're starting to sound like me.
I know, I know, and it just made me want to throw up.
You get a chance to interrogate Wo Fat yet?
Sorry, Danny, that's classified.
It's classified? Is that a joke? Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding.
Okay, uh, well, when are you bringing him back?
I can't tell you that either, Danny. I can't tell you these things over an unsecured line, you understand? It's a security issue.
Okay, you know what I think? I think that you think that saying stuff like that is cool. It's not cool, it's actually the opposite of cool.
[Danny gets off the phone with Rachel]
So?
So what?
You gonna tell me what that was about?
I already told you, it was, uh, it was private. [Steve glares at him] All right with the Navy SEAL death stare. What, are you gonna do? You gonna waterboard me until I tell you about my private phone call?
[Danny takes Grace to a certain place]
I'm gonna show you. This is, without question, the most beautiful view on the planet Earth. This is a very special place. Sit down. I actually came here on my very first day to Hawaii.
GWGrace Williams
Really?
Yeah. I mean, it was an accident. See, I was driving around and I got lost. This is very hard to do on an island, but I managed to figure it out. So I ran out of gas, ran right here and I ended up sitting right here. I'm looking out at this beautiful view. The only thing I can think about is how homesick I was. I'd only been here half a day and I'm already homesick. And I looked out and I said, "You know, a view this beautiful, maybe this rock ain't so bad, huh?" Then I came to my senses and I realized the only way this place would be tolerable is if I get to be here with you. That's the most important thing to me. And that's never gonna change, Monkey, okay? All right, a little kiss? [Grace kisses him] Ah, that's the best. All right, I'll be right back. [walks away and dials phone] Hey, Rachel, it's Danny. Uh, listen. You know, I, uh I didn't want it to come to this, but you are leaving me no choice. I'm gonna contest the custody modification. There's zero chance I'm letting you take Grace away from me. Okay? Not without a fight.
[a freshly-released Frank Delano has showed Chin Ho Kelly live videos of Kono and Malia, and Chin Ho wants answers]
'Cause you got away with it.
Got away with what? What are you talking about?!
Everybody knows you're a dirty cop, Chin, but instead of having your life ruined like the rest of us, you, uh you get your badge back?
CChin
Hey, I didn't take any of that damn drug money.No.
No, but you knew who did, and you didn't say a word.
CChin
Let 'em go, Frank. Please. They got nothing to do with this.
Well, what happens to them is entirely up to you, Chin. Either one of them are The good news is, you have time to save one of them. Bad news unfortunately, the, uh the other one's gonna die.
CChin
You got what you wanted! You're out of jail. You got your revenge. Fryer is dead! Your cousin set me up, and then sent me to prison.
Want to save Kono, hmm? You get in that boat right there; you head due south. She's in a boat two miles offshore. You want to reach Malia- well she's at home waiting for you with, uh, dinner in the oven. [gasps] Chicken, I think.
CChin
You son of a bitch.
Hey, don't bother stopping to call HPD or your buddies, McGarrett and Williams. I got all the lines covered, you understand? Besides, you don't have time. You better get moving, Ace. Clock's ticking.
[Steve McGarrett has finally met his mother - and he wants some answers]
Yeah, why don't we start with Shelburne.
Shelburne was the code name the agency gave me. I'm s -I'm sorry.
Agency? What agency?
Before I met your father, I worked for an intelligence program that reported directly to the Pentagon.
You were a spy?
Yes.
So, all those years that I thought you were a a schoolteacher, that was just a cover. And, um, were me and Mary just a cover, too?
Shelburne was way before you and Mary.
How'd you meet Wo Fat's father?
He was an assignment.
So, you were ordered to kill him.
It was a little more complicated than that.
Well, we got some time, so why don't you why don't you uncomplicate it?
Okay. Like you, I served my country, but after I got married, I left the agency because I wanted to be a mother. Unfortunately, I could change my name, but not my past.
That's why you pretended to be dead?
When I made that choice, I knew that my life would never be the same. I knew that I would have to give up the only thing that meant anything to me- my family.
So, why'd you do it, Doris? If that's even your real name.
It was the name I was born with, and the name the name I went back to the day I met your father. [indignant at son's tone] And since when does a son call his mother by her first name?
Since you failed to be one, 20 years ago.
I didn't see any other options, Steve. [pause] Wo Fat was looking for the person who murdered his father and he was willing to kill anyone who stood in his way.
So you faked your own death?!?
Yeah, I did what I had to do to protect my family.
[looks at Steve] On the phone you said you were bringing Shelburne back.
Yeah, this is Shelburne. [points to his mom]
[greets Danny] You can call me Mom, like someone should.
"Mom"? Whose mom?
That'd be mine.
Doris McGarrett.
Danny Williams. You know, uh, for a woman who died in a car bomb you are remarkably well put together.
Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.
So, uh, your mom faked her own death and she's Shelburne. Well, if you didn't have mommy issues before this––
That's cute.
I try.
Come on, I'll introduce you. Doris, this is Lieutenant Rollins. She's on leave from Naval Intelligence.
He refuses to call me Mom.
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Lieutenant Rollins, I told my son I didn't really need anyone to look out for me.
Oh, he's just being overprotective, ma'am. It's a SEAL thing, and please call me Catherine.
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