TV show quotes
[McGarrett has just caught Danno and Lori in a rather compromising position]
And the uh... the handcuffs?
Oh uh, Danny was showing me the uh...
Lori and Danny 'Danno' Williams: Jersey slip.
Jersey slip?
The hood rat cuff slip. All the kids are doing it back east. So thought I'd show her.
Yeah, and um we [clears her throat] lost the key somewhere. I think it's in the couch.
I know you took my passport.
[gives back passport] What are you doing in Japan? [sees Joe sigh, but doesn't answer] You might as well tell me, 'cause I'm not gonna stop asking.
I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
[Steve and Joe argue over the identity of Shelburne]
You're interfering with something you don't understand.
Then why don't you explain it to me, Joe? Tell me what the hell's going on! You gotta wake up. The walls are closing in on you. HPD wants answers. The Yakuza wants blood. Shelburne - is he worth this? Is he worth going to jail for? Is he worth dying for?
People are already dying, son. I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT STOP!
[Kono and Charlie Fong study Rick Summers and Karen Sargent's sex video]
I figured out how that sex tape was made, and how your anonymous blackmailer accessed it. Summers' computer was infected with spyware that remotely activated its webcam.
As simple as that?
Pretty much. The spyware was a Trojan Horse attached to a file containing the Ala Moana Academy's "Lookbook." It's kind of like a digital yearbook.
Okay, so Summers downloaded the Lookbook, and then...
And then he and Karen must've had sex in view of the laptop's camera. And neither one of them knew they were being watched, or recorded.
That's really creepy.
Moral of the story: Resist the urge to have sex in front of an open laptop.
[feels awkward at what he said] Sometimes you scare me.
[flashback to 1992 and John McGarrett's decision to send him and Mary Ann to the mainland]
My first responsibility is not my safety, it's yours. You may not like it, but I hope someday you understand it.
[McGarrett and Joe White visit John McGarrett's grave to tell him the truth about Shelburne]
Okay, all right, if it was an investigation into the Yakuza, then why does Wo Fat care so much about Shelburne?
Because Shelburne killed his father.
And by Shelburne, you mean my father.
No, it was me. I killed him.
[after being tackled and handcuffed by Danny] Hey! That hurts man.
That hurts? You just jumped out of a window and this hurts.
Hey Danny, that was an impressive tackle. Like what they do at UH.
How you're doin?
Good. Yeah. Good. The Governor just shut down Five-O but I'm all right.
What did you tell him?
Everything.
Ok, see, that was your first mistake, you understand? On top of being too competitive, you're also too honest.
Look, we screwed up this time, Danny, ok? My fault. We went too far.
Ohhh, ok, this is your pity party. Is it a personal invite-only or can anybody else attend? Can I come too? [Steve smirks] It's nobody's fault. You did what you had to do. That's it.
[Catherine has deployment orders to the USS Enterprise, but McGarrett has other ideas, topped by Valentine's Day chocolates]
So, uh what's with the bag and the uniform?
I felt bad that our weekend got blown up by a case. And, uh I figured since I was due for my reserve drill, I'd put in a request to, um, to do it on the Enterprise.
Really?
Yeah, with you.
Huh. You know, that's, um so much better than chocolate. [embraces] Steve]
I thought you'd like that.
Yeah. Now, you know that you will also be doing your reserve with about 3,000 other sailors, right? So, we're not gonna get a whole lot of time together
Right. Yeah but, um it's a really long flight.
[Max studies the body of a reenactor]
Time travel doesn't exist.
On the contrary, there are several theories....
With all due respect. For argument's sake, let's say this man didn't own a DeLorean and is from the 21st century.
Don't you want Grace to know that you're happy? You're her daddy.
Hey I am happy.
You're never happy.
I'm happy when I'm not around you.
That's a lie too. You love me.
[after Danny invites him over for dinner] I just wanna know who's going.
Friends. Friends are going.
All right. Good. What's the deal?
There's no deal! What, there's gotta be a deal because I invite my friends to dinner?
You never invite your friends anywhere.
Incorrect. I just did.
[Danny and Max are in the car with Steve, who is driving haphazardly through traffic to chase down Max's stolen van.]
First of all, please slow down. We don't even know which way they're going.
This road is the only way out of the marina.
Easy, please, easy, Speed Racer. HUH?!!
Actually, this vehicle was engineered to be driven in this manner.
Would you stop, Max?! You're not helping! [pause; answers ringing cellphione] Kono, this is not a good time. You're interrupting vehicular manslaughter.
Two R's, two T's. McGarrett.
[Max rattles off the elements he found in the trace evidence]
[confused] Is that good or bad?
Perplexing.
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