12 Jurors. 1 Judge. 1/2 a chance
S1Deadomutt, Part 2
S1X, the Eliminator
I need your...uh, help.
Really.
On my way to work I hit a guy...
Oh, that doesn't seem so bad.
...every day this week.
Oh... any witnesses?
Some kids.
Nobody believes kids!
And a nun.
Nobody believes nuns!
Someone's suing Phil Ken Sebben, dammit!
I'll take the case.
And if we lose it's you and me, Birdman, against the world.
YES!
Two heavily armed men in a bunker fighting extradition.
Oh.
Yes, it is I; X, the Eliminator, and only I can rid you of this scourge; Birdman.
FMFEAR Member 1
What is your price?
One million dollars
FMFEAR Member
It is agreed; we will give you the money, and in exchange you will bring us the crest of Birdman
....thats it? for that amount of money I thought I'd have to.. well, y'know; kill him.
FMFEAR Member 1
Oh, God no.
FMFEAR Member 2
What are you? Crazy?
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