Max, Dave and others in “The Ex Factor”

[takes out a wad of cash] Anyway, don't worry about the check, guys. I got this one.

What? Whoa.

I have a little bit of disposable income these days.

Max, you cannot have disposable income when you owe us 11,000 dollars and three cats.

You'll get those cats when you get those cats, Jane. And the reason I have all this extra casheesh is because my new roommate decided to pay me five months' rent in advance.

Ah yes, el nuevo roommate. When are we going to meet this guy?

Oh no, you won't. I told that guy that we are going to live totally separate lives. I will not make the same mistake I made with my last roommate and get all invested in his personal business.

That was me.

Yeah, and I will not make that blunder again.