Hello filthies. Look who I ran into at my new favorite vegan eatery "Café Thankful".
Avi...
Namaste, Penny.
Turns out we're both into cleanses.
My cleanse is pretty next level. I'm only eating clear foods, and I've given up all sexual intimacies. That's right, y'all. Avi's celibate.
Are you sure that's a choice, Avi?
Good dig. But jealousy is not a sweat pant that fits you well.
Bu-bu-burn!
[goes for a high five] Oh yeah...
Please, don't touch me! I'll explode like a water bottle on a cross country flight to Albuquerque.
Where's that flight from?
JFK.
Get out of my bed room!
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