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S2 E16

Happy Endings · Season 2, Episode 16

Alex, Penny and others in “Cocktails & Dreams”

Alex

Hello filthies. Look who I ran into at my new favorite vegan eatery "Café Thankful".

Penny

Avi...

Avi

Namaste, Penny.

Alex

Turns out we're both into cleanses.

Avi

My cleanse is pretty next level. I'm only eating clear foods, and I've given up all sexual intimacies. That's right, y'all. Avi's celibate.

Penny

Are you sure that's a choice, Avi?

Avi

Good dig. But jealousy is not a sweat pant that fits you well.

Max

Bu-bu-burn!

Alex

[goes for a high five] Oh yeah...

Avi

Please, don't touch me! I'll explode like a water bottle on a cross country flight to Albuquerque.

Max

Where's that flight from?

Avi

JFK.

Penny

Get out of my bed room!

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