Penny, Brad and others in “Full Court Dress”

[to Jane] I don't even understand what you're raising money for. Animals for Change. Are you trying to genetically modify animals?

I want a teacup rhino.

"Animals for Change" helps to protect endangered species. Except for pandas. They have plenty of money. They are like the breast cancer of animal charities.

Okay, so someone else will be crafting your opening remarks.