Dave
Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon [Max removes the cover from the plate] steaktanic! Two pounds of meat.
Max
Steaktanic.
Dave
One liter of garlic aeoli.
Max
Steaktanic.
Dave
A half a block of smoked Gouda. Three layers of lettuce ... iceberg, dead ahead.
Jane
Wow, that is disgusting ... and illegal, I think.
Max
Steaktanic.
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