You want proof lady, I'll show you proof. [grumbles more and walks to the door]
Hey, uh, why didn't you just use the Hannah emergency kit you keep in your car?
[turns to Lilly and starts twitching her eye] BECAUSE I FORGOT! [closes the door]
[meows]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Singers, actors. Just once a kid that wants to be a doctor.
VVoice
Pretty much getting everything you want, aren't you?
Yes I'm- [turns to the mirror and sees Hannah]
[smiling and arms crossed] Pretty freaky, isn't it?
Oh boy.
Man, I can't believe you're trying to solve your problems by letting your friends make all of the sacrifices for you.
(last words) I wrote this song about...an 11 year old girl who wanted to be a rockstar. But...she also wanted a normal life, so...she pretended to be somebody else, And...that was great for a little while but... she's 17 now and...life is even more complicated. (pause) And she just doesn't want to pretend anymore. (looks at Robbie) Her name is Miley Stewart.
(She removes her wig; the audience gasps.)
JLJay Leno
Whoa! Take that, kitty cat flushing the toilet!
Anyways...it's been a long time since I sung without my friend here, so...hope you like it.
(Robbie and Lilly shed their disguises as Mr. Montana and Lola respectively; Miley proceeds to sing "Wherever I Go".)
[At beginning of episode]
RRRobin Roberts
Six years ago, a 12-year-old pop star with a Tennessee twang, exploded onto the music scene, taking the world by storm. Since then, Hannah Montana has dazzled us with her incredible talent, her infectious charm, and her unique style. But underneath all that amazing talent was a secret even more amazing: That famous blonde hair was really a wig, that hid a regular teenage girl. While Hannah was doing sold out tours and blockbuster movies, the girl under the wig was going to school, and trying to fit in like any other teenager. Well, days ago, that teenager stunned the world by revealing the truth behind the international phenomenon. I'm Robin Roberts, and today we sit down with Miley Stewart, the remarkable young woman who is -- or rather was -- Hannah Montana. As she, for the first time, shares her amazing journey.
(After Lily sees Miley on her bed watching the press)
LLily
Enough, alright?! You've been walled up in here for three days watching this stuff! You need to get out! Let's...let's go to the pier! Or the movies! SOMETHING!
Sure! Let's go to that place where...everybody hates me! (reaches up and puts her legs on the floor) Or the other place where everybody hates me. Ooh. (claps) Ooh, no, we'll go to the place with the really good nachos. WHERE EVERYBODY HATES ME.
LLily
Well, what are you gonna do? I mean, you can't live in here for the rest of your life!
(Miley shudders after having a fantasy of herself in the future)
LLily
...You just had a fantasy of yourself 20 years from now, didn't you?
Yep.
LLily
Lots of cats?
Yep.
LLily
You ready to FACE THE WORLD?!
Nope.
MMMiley and Mamaw
[accent] Simply scrumptious.
I could be a famous pop star too. If I had talent and hair extensions.
MMMiley and Mamaw
Delightful.
[on the phone] Like I said, guys, Miley is not interested in doing any movie right now.
Yeah, I am going to college and no movie is going to change that!
[on the phone] Well, listen. It doesn't matter to her that Tom Cruise is her co-star. Tell Mr. Spielberg I said thanks, but no thanks.
[talking very fast] Oversized sweatshirt buying Daddy who just said three-time Academy Award winner, director, producer of Jaws, Jurassic Park, E.T., and Men in Black 1 and 2 wants me to star in his next big blockbuster opposite of Mission Impossible hunkhouse Tom Cruise say what?
'Cause I'm her hero.
But what I don't understand is that after six years, you don't know me well enough to be like yeah I would be really mad at you and then I'd be really happy for you!
I just didn't want to go through the really mad part.
Yeah well guess what? you got it anyway... and as for the happy part, don't hold your breath!
Lilly, I didn't know what else to do!
Oh so you just thought you could do anything you could to make me not wanna go to college with you? Well congratulations, you got your wish! You're the last person I would want to go to college with! No, you're the last person that I would want to go ANYWHERE with!
[turns on radio which plays True Friend] Yeah right.
[radio plays Barefoot Cinderella] Are you kidding me.
RARadio announcer
Coming up a new song from P!nk.
Finally!
RARadio announcer
But first here's a medley of Miley Stewart aka Hannah Montana.
[on the radio] Kiss it goodbye-ye-ye-ye
Glady. [turns the radio off]
[last lines of the series; several months later]
[to Lily] I'm Miley, I'm your new roommate.
LLily
[to Miley] Really?
You're right, you know there's gonna be a million concerts and tours and movies, but I only get one chance to go to college with my best friend. [they hug] I love you so much.
I know! [starts crying]
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