There was a wasp!
[grabs remains of Beary and begins to swing it around the air] Where!?
Daddy!!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(While Jackson is flipping TV channels, we hear the opening bass beat of The Best of Both Worlds)
(groans) When is this not on!?
BBBarney Bitman
(reviewing Mikela; mockingly of her song "If Cupid Had A Heart) If Cupid had a heart... give me a break! If Mikela had a heart, she'd stop singing!
Come on Earl, not the puppy dog face! That worked when we were kids. (Then he gives in.) Come on Mile, just one song.
[sarcastically] Thank you, oh Man of Steel.
I tried, Bud.
MMiley (as Hannah Montana)
(Seeing Uncle Earl dancing beside her as the band practices) Uncle Earl, what are you doin'?
Watching your rockstar moves!
(chanting) I'm gonna be a rockstar, I'm gonna be a rockstar...!
He's doing a jig with a pig!
You caved, didn't you?
Earl's got a good puppy dog face.
(Making a puppy dog face) I've got a puppy dog face too.
You're right... but Earl's got you beat.
(as Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon's making guaca... giguaca....avocados all mashed together. It's very good.
MLMiley (Hannah), Lilly (Lola), Oliver (Mike)
(praying) Jackson's plan is gonna work, Jackson's plan is gonna work...
Great news! My plan worked!
MMiley (Hannah)
You're lying.
How did you know?
MMiley (Hannah)
Your lips are moving!
What was I thinking, tryin' to be a rock star? I was born a loser, I'm always gonna be a loser, I'm the most embarrassing dang doofus in this whole family—worse than Unlucky Bucky or Wacky Wilbur, or even Jackson!
(dressed as Ozzy Osbourne) Hey!!!
Good grief, boy, look what you're wearin'!!
MMiley (Hannah)
C'mon! I need my funky unky on stage!
I've realized something very, very important.
What's that?
I can't get up.
I like the whole…flaming head thing you got going on. It's just, do you think you could tone it down a notch?
Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.
Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!
Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.
Yeah, Miley, you're way better than a salty loogie.
BMBalloon Man
Happy Birthday Bobby!
It's Robby.
BMBalloon Man
Happy Birthday Robby!
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