Tell me Hancock, where did you study law?
LCC evening classes, Sir. Second class diploma and nine out of ten for woodwork.
A character in Hancock's Half Hour
Sir Jasper Worthington
Hancock's Half Hour · 41 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Hancock's Half Hour: in 3 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Hancock (3), Q.C (3)
Tell me Hancock, where did you study law?
LCC evening classes, Sir. Second class diploma and nine out of ten for woodwork.
Well, it was a mistake anybody could make.
A mistake? An important murder case and you turn up at the wrong court! You spend three hours making an impassioned plea for a life sentence on a man accused of passing betting slips in Hyde Park!
How dare you! I shall sue you for libel!
Don't you mean 'slander'?
Do I? Hang on a minute, no I don't, you can't catch me - 'slander' is setting fire to people.
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