Tell me Hancock, where did you study law?
LCC evening classes, Sir. Second class diploma and nine out of ten for woodwork.
A character in Hancock's Half Hour
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Hancock's Half Hour: in 3 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Hancock (3), Sir Jasper Worthington (3)
Tell me Hancock, where did you study law?
LCC evening classes, Sir. Second class diploma and nine out of ten for woodwork.
Well, it was a mistake anybody could make.
A mistake? An important murder case and you turn up at the wrong court! You spend three hours making an impassioned plea for a life sentence on a man accused of passing betting slips in Hyde Park!
How dare you! I shall sue you for libel!
Don't you mean 'slander'?
Do I? Hang on a minute, no I don't, you can't catch me - 'slander' is setting fire to people.
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