ALAngelina Lasser
[about Nick] He's a Grimm!
What? No. He's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.
...She's not.
He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?
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SWSgt. Wu
We ran blood tests on her clothes.
And what have you got?
SWSgt. Wu
Believe it or not, Bugs Bunny. They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.
A rabbit?
Uh Yeah, I lapsed.
Maybe she is not the right girl for you.
So, how did Buddy get himself in trouble?
He went after Eloise, that huge, yellow cat a couple of doors down.
How did Eloise come out of it?
On top. Apparently, Buddy bit off more than he could chew.
The cat beat up the dog?
Don't piss off a woman with claws.
Angelina just came by. She says she knows who killed her brothers.Says it was a Bauerschwein.
A what?
A pig. And I don't mean a cop. But I do mean a cop.
[Knocking on door] Monroe, it's Nick. Open up.
Maybe I should just get you your own key.
This Blutbad-Bauerschwein feud goes back centuries. We get blamed for every Bauerschwein death. Even the suicides.
ALAngelina Lasser
This is insane. Three Blutbaden in a room with one Grimm. And we're all having a little chat. We should be having dinner.
He's not that kind.
ALAngelina Lasser
[Scoffs] There is only one kind.
Just like there's one kind of Blutbad?
ALAngelina Lasser
Well, kumbaya. Let's all hold hands.
Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?
Well, yeah, Detective. If I would have been in there, I wouldn't be out here.
My brother's baseball cards! Now, if my brother knew about this, he would crap a car.
[about Monroe and Nick] Whoa! You guys know each other?
We've met.
Oh, yeah? Where did you meet? Like, at a party or something? [lowers voice] Oh, wait. You didn't get arrested for doing some of the stuff you used to do, did you?
All right. Let's go. Come on. Time to go.
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The enchantress was so hard-hearted that she banished the poor girl to a wilderness, where she had to live is a miserable, wretched state.
You should see me in my Santa suit.
Yeah, a blutbad as Santa.
Hey, I'm pretty good, but it's true. I'm no gefrieren geber.
Wait a minute. You're telling me that Santa Claus is a...?
Well, think about it. I mean, who else could live up there?
Here we go. A knochen hof.
Let me guess. "Bone yard."
Literally speaking, yes. But there's a spiritual meaning. We've taken a life to sustain life. And the sacrifice has to be honored. You know, before digestion begins.
BBud
Dude, I'm telling you. I saw him with my own two eyes.
RRoscoe
Here in Portland?
IIrv
They don't really exist.
BBud
I was in his house.
RRoscoe
You were in a Grimm's house?
BBud
Yes!
IIrv
If that's true, how come he didn't kill you?
BBud
'Cause I got the hell outta there, that's why.
RRoscoe
OK, so where does he live, Mr. I-saw-Grimm-and- lived-to-tell-about-it?
You got something.
Just give me a second, OK?
What is it?
[excited] Burdock root! I haven't seen this stuff since I was a kid in Scouts. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a pain-killer. It's like aspirin, you chew on the root. It's also a fine diuretic. [Nick gives him a look] But I digress.
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