SWSgt. Wu
I guess they're gonna have to face the music.
Really? You went there?
SWSgt. Wu
Somebody had to.
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[reading newspaper headline] "Rats Dine On Beloved Teacher."
That's a little cold.
Guess who came to dinner.
SWSgt. Wu
Looks like he's been dead for a few hours; car's locked - we kept it that way. Got some evidence inside we didn't want to get away
[They see rats crawling around inside.]
Death by rat?
SWSgt. Wu
Looks like.
Look, I get it. You're the outsider, no one understand the world the way you do. Maybe you shouldn't expect them to.
RGRoddy Geiger
I certainly don't expect a Grimm to.
Do you know many Grimms?
SWSgt. Wu
You're never gonna believe this. I talked to Sammy, the guy who put on the illegal rave - Your perp is DJ Rechid Kat!
Who's DJ Rechid Kat?
SWSgt. Wu
[to Nick] Tell me you know.
Of course I know. Everybody knows. Who's DJ Rechid Kat?
SWSgt. Wu
Only the most famous raver in Portland! Not that men of your age would know what I'm talking about.
Reinigen, they're bottom of the food chain. Man, let me tell you, the food in their chain is rarely gourmet.
I've never been much of a do-gooder, Nick, I mean the only bleeding heart I ever had was an... I mean that's in the past, I'm just saying.
How many rats?
What?
For the report, how many rats do you think were down there?
Sorry, I didn't stop to count them.
I'd like to put a million, 'cause that's what it seemed like.
Put a thousand. Nobody's gonna believe a million.
No one's gonna believe a thousand.
I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?
Nice house.
Nice cars.
And bad things still happen.
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Little pig, little pig, let me come in, said the wolf to the pig. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, said the pig to the wolf.
My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Cool
Your aim will help.
LPLt. Peter Orson
This isn't between you and me.
Then what's with the shotgun?
Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.
Let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.
Detective. Listen, bro. I'm a pretty happy guy. That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me. I love everybody, and everybody loves me. Even the guys I owe money to.
[Nick gives him a look.]
Follow me.
[Listing everyone he owes money] Uh, Jimmy Damon. I'm into him for about three grand. It's a bar thing.
A bar tab?
No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened. He was one of my backers. It was a really, really great idea. You actually had your own bar right there at your own table. We lost our shirts. Uh, then there's Sammy Runyon. I owe him, like, a couple grand. Strip mall creperie. You know, those really thin French pancakes? Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes. Or, at least, they should have been. In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity...
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