Monroe quotes from Grimm

Monroe

How's it going with Juliette? You tell her anything yet?

Nick

[laughs bitterly] Ah, not quite.

Monroe

Nada? Zip? Diddly?

Nick

Yeah

Monroe

I guess Grimms aren't that brave after all.

Nick

She's only killed two victims so far. And if Charlotte's right, today is the third day of the mortification process.

Monroe

Sounds like she's going to kill again, and soon.

Nick

Exactly.

Monroe

Yeah, I'm going to stay home tonight, play a little cello.

Monroe

Steinadler, let's see... huh.

Nick

What?

Monroe

Just a second, this is interesting. Steinadlers seem to be involved with the military. Like, heroic, noble. Apparently with very large... "sausage"? I don't think I'm translating that correctly.

Monroe

Nick. What are you doing here, man? It's not exactly the last place in the world I'd expect to see you, but, uh, pretty darn close.

Nick

Do you come here a lot?

Monroe

What, me? No. [Nick gives him a look] You know, sometimes. [Nick still looks at him.] Okay, a lot. Come on. She is smoking hot.

Monroe

You sure we should be conversing like this here?

Nick

[Looks around] No.

Monroe

I was hoping you'd say that.

Nick

[Waits a few seconds] So, Daemonfeuer?

Monroe

You just said we weren't going to do that in here!

Monroe

Hey, I'm just glad to be here, to you know, help rescue a woman I've never met before. Or been introduced to. But, you know, hey, I don't take it personally...

Nick

Are you really going to bring that up right now?

Monroe

It is so classic.

Nick

What?

Monroe

Your princess has been taken by the dragon, right? And the rest is obvious, you know? Beautiful women being taken, dragged into caves, and the men sacrificing everything to go after them. It is the ancient archetype of the whole relationship megillah... Only problem is, somebody always dies.

Monroe

So, what are we going to do? I mean, you can't use your gun in there. You know, with them breathing all that gas. Ah, it's too bad you don't have a lance. I bet you've got one back in the trailer.

Nick

I'm giving them what they want. Me.

Monroe

I'm not liking the plan so far.

Nick

I'm going to distract them long enough for you to get Juliette.

Monroe

Well, what if I can't find her?

Nick

What if I get burned alive? We're going in, no matter what.

Monroe

Okay. No. I got it. Just stay in the present, not the future.

Monroe

I have a bikram class at 6 a.m. and hot yoga on too-little sleep is how groin-pulls happen.

Nick

Look, I'm sorry. You know, this wasn't part of my weekend plans. Hey, how was hot yoga? You pull a groin or anything?

Monroe

My groin is fine, thank you.

Rosalee

It's got to be a potion of some kind. How else would a human fall in love with a hexenbiest? They're not exactly the lovable type.

Monroe

Kinda hot, though. [Rosalee gives him a look] I mean, if you go for that obviously hot thing, because I don't.

Are you always this animated?

Monroe

Well, you made me miss my yoga.

Nick

[about why Monroe can't meet Juliette] Monroe, name one aspect of our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about.

Monroe

You're right. All the time we spend together, all the sneaking around. God, it suddenly seems so wrong.

Monroe

God, there is some amazing stuff in this trailer. Do you have this place insured?

Nick

Well, that would mean having to admit that it existed, so...

Monroe

Ah. Yes, there's that.

Monroe

It's a legendary liminal being.

Nick

And that means what?

Monroe

Well, its two distinct states of existence simultaneous within one physical body. The duality of humanity. The yin and the yang. The Ike and Tina Turner of it all.

Nick

[after Monroe says something in German] That sounded really beautiful. What does it mean?

Monroe

"Everything has an end. Only the sausage has two." My father used to say it when anyone died.