Nick quotes from Grimm

Sean

[reading newspaper headline] "Rats Dine On Beloved Teacher."

Nick

That's a little cold.

Hank

Guess who came to dinner.

Looks like he's been dead for a few hours; car's locked - we kept it that way. Got some evidence inside we didn't want to get away

Nick

Death by rat?

Looks like.

Nick

Look, I get it. You're the outsider, no one understand the world the way you do. Maybe you shouldn't expect them to.

I certainly don't expect a Grimm to.

Nick

Do you know many Grimms?

You're never gonna believe this. I talked to Sammy, the guy who put on the illegal rave - Your perp is DJ Rechid Kat!

Hank

Who's DJ Rechid Kat?

[to Nick] Tell me you know.

Nick

Of course I know. Everybody knows. Who's DJ Rechid Kat?

Only the most famous raver in Portland! Not that men of your age would know what I'm talking about.

Hank

How many rats?

Nick

What?

Hank

For the report, how many rats do you think were down there?

Nick

Sorry, I didn't stop to count them.

Hank

I'd like to put a million, 'cause that's what it seemed like.

Nick

Put a thousand. Nobody's gonna believe a million.

Hank

No one's gonna believe a thousand.

Hank

I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.

Nick

Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?

Hank

Nice house.

Nick

Nice cars.

Hank

And bad things still happen.

Nick

Let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.

Hap Lasser

Detective. Listen, bro. I'm a pretty happy guy. That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me. I love everybody, and everybody loves me. Even the guys I owe money to.

Nick

Follow me.

Hap Lasser

[Listing everyone he owes money] Uh, Jimmy Damon. I'm into him for about three grand. It's a bar thing.

Nick

A bar tab?

Hap Lasser

No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened. He was one of my backers. It was a really, really great idea. You actually had your own bar right there at your own table. We lost our shirts. Uh, then there's Sammy Runyon. I owe him, like, a couple grand. Strip mall creperie. You know, those really thin French pancakes? Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes. Or, at least, they should have been. In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity...

We ran blood tests on her clothes.

Nick

And what have you got?

Believe it or not, Bugs Bunny. They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.

Nick

A rabbit?

Monroe

Uh Yeah, I lapsed.

Nick

Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

Nick

So, how did Buddy get himself in trouble?

Juliette

He went after Eloise, that huge, yellow cat a couple of doors down.

Nick

How did Eloise come out of it?

Juliette

On top. Apparently, Buddy bit off more than he could chew.

Nick

The cat beat up the dog?

Juliette

Don't piss off a woman with claws.

Monroe

Angelina just came by. She says she knows who killed her brothers.Says it was a Bauerschwein.

Nick

A what?

Monroe

A pig. And I don't mean a cop. But I do mean a cop.

Nick

[Knocking on door] Monroe, it's Nick. Open up.

Monroe

Maybe I should just get you your own key.

This is insane. Three Blutbaden in a room with one Grimm. And we're all having a little chat. We should be having dinner.

Monroe

He's not that kind.

[Scoffs] There is only one kind.

Nick

Just like there's one kind of Blutbad?

Well, kumbaya. Let's all hold hands.

Nick

Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?

Hap Lasser

Well, yeah, Detective. If I would have been in there, I wouldn't be out here.

Monroe

You should see me in my Santa suit.

Nick

Yeah, a blutbad as Santa.

Monroe

Hey, I'm pretty good, but it's true. I'm no gefrieren geber.

Nick

Wait a minute. You're telling me that Santa Claus is a...?

Monroe

Well, think about it. I mean, who else could live up there?