Nick quotes from Grimm

Hank

Dying on a streetcar while dancing to YMCA. What do you think?

Nick

Sounds like a crappy way to go.

Juliette

Hank said you did the right thing.

Nick

Sometimes it's not that simple.

Juliette

If it were simple, they wouldn't need you.

Dr. Harper

Well, it's definitely a puncture wound. But I can't tell you what made it. I've never seen a needle gauge this big.

Nick

So was she allergic to apitoxin?

Dr. Harper

No. But medical records never kept anyone from dying. I found close to 50 milligrams of apitoxin in her system. A bee sting carries about .1 milligram.

Hank

That would make it a bee the size of LeBron James.

Dr. Harper

More like the big three combined.

Nick

Okay, sports fans.

Hank

[At the beekeeper's] What makes a guy want to work, every day, in such a dangerous environment?

Nick

What, robbery/homicide too tame for you?

Nick

[In interrogation] I'd like to go over it again, if you don't mind.

From the beginning?

Nick

Well, yeah, unless you know what happens in the end.

Monroe

[answering phone] Hello?

Nick

Hey, It’s Nick

Monroe

How did you get my new cell phone?

Nick

Are you kidding me? I’m a cop.

Nick

Can you get closer to him? I need to hear what he’s saying.

Monroe

Check this out. I am moving in on the bar. There’s an opening directly to her left. I’m about 20 feet form the bar right now. I can be at the opening about...

Nick

Okay, I don’t need to know everything you’re doing.

Monroe

Well, excuse me for being thorough.

Nick

You know anything about Ziegevolk?

Monroe

A little. They're mostly like preachers, game show hosts; you know, actor types. You know, guys like to be in the public eye. Why, did one goat out on you?

Nick

Yeah. Do you know some?

Monroe

I knew one in high school. Elvis Greenspan. Got all the chicks; like every hottie in school. Okay, kid was 5'4". Weighed in at like 280. It's hard to believe but Ziegevolk give off this sort of scent.

Nick

What, you mean like pheromones?

Monroe

Yeah, they secrete it in their sweat or something. Chicks can't resist it. And if one of these goat guys touches you, look out man, they own you. Why do you think those Hollywood types are always hugging everybody?

Juliette

What are you thinking?

Nick

Oh, I'm just wondering why certain people are attracted to each other.

Juliette

It's all about chemistry.

Nick

Oh, well that explains Dale Armstead. Guy who stole your - [gets a look from Juliette] Guy was your first love.

Juliette

That wasn't love.

Nick

Well, it certainly wasn't looks or intelligence.

Juliette

You're one to talk! I met your first girlfriend.

Monroe

Okay, who am I supposed to be?

Nick

Just yourself.

Monroe

That's a little disappointing.

Hank

I can't believe any of these women wanted to be anywhere near this guy.

Nick

You know what? I'm betting it's the toads.

Hank

Yeah, right, toads. If it was only that easy. Maybe I'll get me some toads.

Nick

What are you doing?

Monroe

No way, dude I can't be around that guy; he's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink.

Nick

You get a tox report?

Dr. Harper

Preliminary says she had a few drinks, not a lot. Alcohol was .06.

Nick

Well, what about drugs?

Dr. Harper

So far, none of the usual suspects. Finding the unusual's going to take a little more time.

Nick

The Bramble House, Bed and Breakfast.

Hank

You know it?

Nick

When do I have time for a bed or breakfast?

Hank

Let's check with the cab companies, see if they made any drop-offs at a B & B you "don't have time for".

Monroe

Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?

Nick

Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with it again.