Arizona Robbins quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Arizona

[about Leah] Can Webber really rehire her? I mean, I am on the board.

Maggie

What is the problem? We needed a new resident, and she's a good one.

Alex

Robbins slept with her.

Arizona

So did Alex.

Alex

If you go there, be careful. She gets attached.

Arizona

You made a mistake.

Eliza

I'm sorry?

Arizona

I am great, and your little list or whatever the hell that is, that should have my name on it 'cause I raise great surgeons, and I will raise more. Fetal surgery is a very exclusive practice, and there are hardly any of us. I am like a rare, exotic bird, and if you stop me from teaching, I may be the last of my kind.

Eliza

What list?

Arizona

From the room... the residents. You left it there.

Eliza

Oh. I was just trying to learn everyone's name. Writing it down helps me remember.

Arizona

Oh. Oh, great. So you don't... You don't need to remember my name?

Eliza

Arizona Robbins? That name attached to that face? No, that's not one you forget.

Arizona

What, you think someone's gonna swipe that thing?

Miranda

Hey, someone could. Then all of a sudden, she's walking around outside.

Arizona

They're locked in cells.

Miranda

And I'd be trapped on the inside. No one knows me, no one trusts me. My record says that I'm in for theft or worse. So who's gonna listen to me when I'm yelling that there's been some horrible mix-up? Nobody. Nobody listens. I never get my hair done. My teeth go bad. I die in here.

Arizona

That can't happen, right?

Jo

Just don't lose your badge.

Owen

How's Kepner doing?

Maggie

What do you mean how's Kepner doing? She's a turncoat.

Owen

But she's also a friend.

Arizona

Yes, she's a friend. She's a poor, misguided, very confused friend. It's like you found out that your friend voted wrong.

Owen

Can you vote wrong?

[simultaneously] Yes. Absolutely. Yeah!

Arizona

What the hell is wrong with you? She asked you a question she needed an answer!

Eliza

I know.

Arizona

What kind of teacher are you? You don't just teach what to do with their hands, you teach them what to do with this. How to live through this. You take it on yourself.

Eliza

I know.

Arizona

You don't! You are the attending. This is your loss. Okay? You take the hit. Because if you put it on her, she might quit. She might think that she can't survive it, so you show her that she can. You tell her that when this happened to me--

Eliza

It hasn't.

Arizona

What?

Eliza

I've never had a child die

Arizona

Oh my God! I mean, I understand why you're into her. She's hot. Wait, she likes you?

Nathan

What? I mean, I'm going to try not to be offended at that.

Arizona

No, no, no. It's just that Derek was--Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just...it never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It...I spooked you. Don't be spooked.

I have to say how refreshing it is to have a couple come in together.

Arizona

It’s just we’re... we’re really close. Right, honey?

Owen

Hmmm.

Meredith

The cookies had marijuana in them.

WHAT?!

Meredith

Yes, I didn’t want to scare you.

Jackson

So you went with rat poison?

Arizona

You scared me to death!

Jo

You knew they had weed in them.

Arizona

Right. Yeah. I-I forgot.

Arizona

Sofia stole the money so that she could buy a plane ticket to New York. And she didn’t want to tell me because she didn’t want to hurt my feelings.

April

She said that?

Arizona

No, I read it in her diary. I picked the stupid lock.