Oh, hi! Welcome back! It's been far too long. [voice breaking] I'm so glad to see you! I can burst into-- [sing-song] song! [coughs, then clears his throat] Yeah, maybe no song.
S2 E1The Mom Identity
GGuy
Believe me, I'd love to head off on another adventure with Sam just as much as EB would. But look at this stack of bills! First month's rent on my new invention shop. Bamboo for the pandog. Sam's subscription to the Egg of the Month club. Okay, I'm canceling that one. He only eats green!
Heads up, plot twist. Let me jump in before I can, before that guy spoils it.
PTPhilip Trousers
Not today, Pam I-Am!
[Philip flies away as Pam I-Am watches from down below. Sam stares in shock]
Pam I-Am?
[Pam gasps and stares back at Sam. Memories of baby Sam flash by]
BSBaby Sam
[in flashback] Mama, mama. Will you make them for me?
[in flashback] Here, Sam. Try them.
BSBaby Sam
[in flashback] Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama.
Dang! I was dying to drop that major truth-bomb. That lady's not just a spy, she's also Sam's...
Mom?
S2 E2Tinker Tailor Mother Spy
SSylvester
You see, my name is Sylvester Van Vester. I live with my wife Hester, and our seven beautiful children, all named Lester, and our adorable gerbil... Allan.
GGuy
I know she's your mom, but I'm not sure that she's into being your mom right now.
S2 E3Goldenguy
DDookess
Welcome to Zookia, a nation bustling with city life, an idyllic countryside, and just about everything in between.
HEY! WHAT IS THIS?!! ANOTHER NARRATOR?!! THIS IS MY GIG, LADY!!! WHO IS THIS HATER?!!!!
DDookess
It's just for this film, buddy. You'll be back later.
Oh, cool! I get it. Sorry! Kinda freaked out there.
S2 E4Three Days of Mom-dor
If the Zooks captured you, they'd break you faster than a green egg on a concrete sidewalk.
[reading message] "Bring moo-moo".
[wearing a muumuu] On it!
S2 E5To Yookia with Love
E.B. can't know the answer, but guess what? I can. 'Cause when you're narrating, continents you can span! IT'S CALLED OMNISCIENCE, SON! KNOWING ALL OF THE STORY! What's up?
Oh, I know this! Way back in the year florty-one--
FNFemale Narrator
The story of the Ooks.
ARGH! WHY DO OTHER NARRATORS GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN?!!
S2 E8The Sam Who Came in From the Cold
GGuy
[Finding out Sam and Pam had left to give the Moo-Lacka-Moo to the Yooks] No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S2 E9On Her Dookess' Secret Service
LLooka
So you just go down the hallway, turn right, there'll be a lot of paintings. As soon as you pass the Earl of... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[Gazing into Looka's eyes, Sam imagines being swept away on a deep blue wave]
[in his imagination] Whoa.
LLooka
... Gigantic tapestry that I think my mother made. The...
Whoa. Those eyes are soulful. Blerh! Okay. It’s a little overwhelming.
LLooka
Oh, I'll so sorry about that. That happens. Just go down this hallway until you reach a dead end. Then turn left. It'll be in the ultra-secret wing.
E.B. We'll go with you.
No need, I 100% got this from here. But just in case I don’t, you guys get all the civilians on both sides to safety.
ZGZookia Guard
Oh, Doreen. DDDOOREEEEEEEENN!
S2 E10The Mom Who Loved Me
GGuy
What are you doing here?
Stopping you and your weapon.
She's not taking out Sam! Pam chose Mission Mom! Her real plan was to come here and dismantle Guy's bomb!
Uh, who is she?
GGuy
Where's Sam? You ditched him already?
Okay, Sam's mom. Got it.
Actually, he ditched me.
GGuy
The kid's smarter than I thought.
I’m stopping you.
GGuy
Well, you’re too late. Someone’s already stopping me.
Oh, yeah? Who?
GGuy
Me!
Walvark droppings.
GGuy
I mean it!
Get out of my way.
GGuy
No! Now get out of here before the Zooks find you and blow my whole plan.
Now what?
Hi. I’m Michellee, by the way. Guy’s wife. We met earlier at the door. Heard a lot about you, Pam. Not all of it is great, but you know. Anyway, Guy is telling the truth. He is trying to unmake the weapon. If you’d seen any of Guy’s other inventions, you’d know they all…
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