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Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 8

E.B., Michellee and others in “Rain”

E.B.

They’re not bad people. Can’t we just let them in until it stops raining? They could catch cold.

Michellee

Our bodies are 78% water, Elanabeth. A few more drops won’t hurt.

E.B.

Come on! We were having so much fun back the carnival. Can’t you trust me on this one?

Michellee

I trust you, E.B., but I’ll never trust that Guy again.

[Meanwhile, outside in the rain]

Guy

There's no way she'll ever trust me again. [To Sam-I-am] I never should have listened to you!

Sam

You really should try them in the rain.

Guy

Seriously?

Sam

The precipitation creates a sort of natural gravy that's literally mouthwatering.

Guy

That's a mini lightning rod! You'll zap us for sure.

Sam

Oh, IWB, inclement weather buddy, don't be so dramatic. It's totally safe-[ZAP!] ... [eats the burned food] Extra crispy.

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