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S1 E6

Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 6

Guy, Michellee and others in “Box”

Guy

I love your hair. Hello.

[Michellee crosses her arms]

Guy

I probably should’ve led with “hello”.

Michellee

[takes her hat back and puts it on] So you work at the carnival now? Because I thought you were Guy, the exploding inventor. No, wait. Oh, no, no, no. It’s Guy, the Paint Watcher, am I right? No, no, wait a second. No, I forgot. You’re Guy, the wild animal smuggler. Is your name even really Guy?

Guy

Yes. My name is...

Carnival Boss

Randy! [Guy turns around] You’re fired! You and that Dave made a mess of everything!

Michellee

Randy? What kind of a con artist are you anyway?

[Guy bursts out laughing, Michellee gets irritated, and Guy takes the tickling fish off of him]

Guy

Sorry. That’s a tickling fish. Long story. [sigh] The truth is... Well, all of it’s true. I was an inventor, and... and now I really do want to be a Paint Watcher. I’m not a felon. I swear. I... I jaywalked once, but... I’m just trying to ensure that poor animal is safe.

[Sam screams]

Sam I Am

The animal is not safe!

Michellee

Goodbye, Randy.

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