Sam I Am and Guy in “Box”

Green eggs and ham on a stick? Bestest carnival food ever. Wanna try? They’re really good in a box.

No, I will not eat them in a box. Wait a minute. How did you pay for them?

I didn’t. I struck up a conversation with the vendor, and he gave them to me for free.

[chuckling] Why wouldn’t they be free? Stuff always turns out fine for Sam. You do wrong and win. I do right, and it all blows up in my face! When her hat landed in my hands, I really thought your luck rubbed off on me. That I received some of that special Sam I-Am mojo. But what happens to me? I end up doused, and soused, and fished, and flattened. And when I try to be honest, suddenly I'm Randy.

I thought you were Dave.

Never mind! I'm through with you. [burrows himself in the packing foam]