TV show quotes
Believe me, I'd love to head off on another adventure with Sam just as much as EB would. But look at this stack of bills! First month's rent on my new invention shop. Bamboo for the pandog. Sam's subscription to the Egg of the Month club. Okay, I'm canceling that one. He only eats green!
Heads up, plot twist. Let me jump in before I can, before that guy spoils it.
Not today, Pam I-Am!
[Philip flies away as Pam I-Am watches from down below. Sam stares in shock]
Pam I-Am?
[Pam gasps and stares back at Sam. Memories of baby Sam flash by]
[in flashback] Mama, mama. Will you make them for me?
[in flashback] Here, Sam. Try them.
[in flashback] Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama.
Dang! I was dying to drop that major truth-bomb. That lady's not just a spy, she's also Sam's...
Mom?
You see, my name is Sylvester Van Vester. I live with my wife Hester, and our seven beautiful children, all named Lester, and our adorable gerbil... Allan.
I know she's your mom, but I'm not sure that she's into being your mom right now.
Welcome to Zookia, a nation bustling with city life, an idyllic countryside, and just about everything in between.
HEY! WHAT IS THIS?!! ANOTHER NARRATOR?!! THIS IS MY GIG, LADY!!! WHO IS THIS HATER?!!!!
It's just for this film, buddy. You'll be back later.
Oh, cool! I get it. Sorry! Kinda freaked out there.
If the Zooks captured you, they'd break you faster than a green egg on a concrete sidewalk.
[reading message] "Bring moo-moo".
[wearing a muumuu] On it!
E.B. can't know the answer, but guess what? I can. 'Cause when you're narrating, continents you can span! IT'S CALLED OMNISCIENCE, SON! KNOWING ALL OF THE STORY! What's up?
Oh, I know this! Way back in the year florty-one--
The story of the Ooks.
ARGH! WHY DO OTHER NARRATORS GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN?!!
[Finding out Sam and Pam had left to give the Moo-Lacka-Moo to the Yooks] No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So you just go down the hallway, turn right, there'll be a lot of paintings. As soon as you pass the Earl of... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[Gazing into Looka's eyes, Sam imagines being swept away on a deep blue wave]
[in his imagination] Whoa.
... Gigantic tapestry that I think my mother made. The...
Whoa. Those eyes are soulful. Blerh! Okay. It’s a little overwhelming.
Oh, I'll so sorry about that. That happens. Just go down this hallway until you reach a dead end. Then turn left. It'll be in the ultra-secret wing.
E.B. We'll go with you.
No need, I 100% got this from here. But just in case I don’t, you guys get all the civilians on both sides to safety.
Oh, Doreen. DDDOOREEEEEEEENN!
What are you doing here?
Stopping you and your weapon.
She's not taking out Sam! Pam chose Mission Mom! Her real plan was to come here and dismantle Guy's bomb!
Uh, who is she?
Where's Sam? You ditched him already?
Okay, Sam's mom. Got it.
Actually, he ditched me.
The kid's smarter than I thought.
I’m stopping you.
Well, you’re too late. Someone’s already stopping me.
Oh, yeah? Who?
Me!
Walvark droppings.
I mean it!
Get out of my way.
No! Now get out of here before the Zooks find you and blow my whole plan.
Now what?
Hi. I’m Michellee, by the way. Guy’s wife. We met earlier at the door. Heard a lot about you, Pam. Not all of it is great, but you know. Anyway, Guy is telling the truth. He is trying to unmake the weapon. If you’d seen any of Guy’s other inventions, you’d know they all…
Why am I so good at making bad inventions?
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