[Stan's RV enters Gravity Falls. The kids cheer]
I still feel a little bad about wrecking those tourist traps.
Aw, come on! Everyone loves my pranks. And the best part is, I never have to face any consequen- SWEET LORD! [Stan stops the RV and sees the Mystery Shack already vandalised by the three tourist trap owners] AH, COME ON!
[closeup on graffiti: "Stan is a HACK!"; "Stan is a BUTT: Granny Sweetkins says eat it Pines!"; the Upside-Down Town boss rotates the gift shop sign upside-down as payback; the Corn Maze Worker breaks one headlight on Stan's RV with a baseball ball]
That's what you get! That's what you get!
I don't understand. I completely don't deserve this.
Oh, man, are we gonna have to help clean this up?
Nah, I'm sure Soos will take care of it. Where is Soos, anyway?
[post-credits scene: Soos is still stuck in the Corn Maze]
Okay, Soos, remember what your grandma taught you. When you get lost, stay exactly where you are, and don't move. [pause] Don't move. [another long pause] You know, I would make a really good scarecrow.
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